If you just stumbled upon Firin' Off and are looking for the news, you have come to the wrong place. The goal of this blog is that there is no goal. My hope is that prior to visiting this site each and every day, one will not know what to expect. Pictures of cute little furry dressed-up kittens? Sure. A degenerate gambler venting his losses on the weekend? Standard. TMI posts concerning encounters with females? Let's hope (not).