If you ever find yourself looking for the most f-ed up family in the world, you would be well off to start your search right here in Norwood. My roomates and I just happened to run into them at the newly opened Cici's pizzeria several hours ago.
This family's youngest was a boy around the age of eight. At first glance, he appeared to be a normal kid, but that appearance instantly changed when he turned his back to us. He had a mullet that could only be described as disgusting. I was wondering to myself what type of parent lets their child embarrass himself in this way. Then I saw the parents. The father had a similar mullet, except that his was a good six inches longer. But it gets better. The mother is blind (I would guess that's how the guy managed to land her with that haircut in the first place) and wandering around with one of those guide sticks.
Here's the kicker though. On the way out the door, they say their farewells to each individual employee by name and proclaim, "We'll cya on Wednesday." Very classy