Bathroom Etiquette

It’s not OK to talk to me while I’m peeing. When I go to the bathroom I’m there to relieve myself while trying not to pass out due to the stench coming from stall number one. It’s bad enough that I got stuck with the midget urinal because it was the only one open, now some asshole wants to talk to me? It’s not like anyone ever has anything of importance to say either. Today at work I got stuck in two of these inane conversations and they both went exactly like this:

Annoying guy: This sure has been a slow morning.
BigLots: Yea, that’s Monday for you.
Annoying guy: Plus it’s so cold out. Hopefully Spring is around the corner.
BigLots: Yea….

And then I stand there and fake like I’m still peeing until he leaves the bathroom so we don’t have to continue speaking to each other.

So if we happen to be in a bathroom together anytime soon I’ll give you one rule to abide by: Look straight ahead and hold off on any comments until we are washing our hands. Thank you.

Nutjobs make everything more interesting

I'm sure most of you have seen this video already but I just stumbled across it today and for some reason I can't stop watching. I just have too many questions. Why the hell didn't he walk around the bench instead of jumping right over it? Why did #33 just stand there while this dude walked right up to the ref as if this was completely normal behavior? What the fuck is that jacket? This guy is beyond crazy. I think a normal crazy person would have ran onto the court and just started throwing haymakers. This guy casually made his way from the seats onto the court simply to ask the ref a question. Also, great security they have there at the Dunkin' Donuts Center. The first person to action is a girl that would be torn in half by this psycho.

Who can set the court on fire?