It has been well-documented that there is a tremendous amount of love for Lil' Wayne among all of us on this board. As I continue to have zero life I stumbled up on this interview of Lil Wayne and Katie Couric. There are other similar videos as well, but I figured this displayed the highest level of ignorance. Enjoy.
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Check Your Tires
Mike Bruns is dating the biggest “c-word” on the planet. I have always been able to be somewhat civil with this broad, Torey, but this weekend things escalated a little quicker than most people anticipated.
Thursday evening my fellow friends and I decided that we were going to have some people over. For this little shin-dig Joe Kenney had to cover about $50 extra for people that we had not seen yet. Well Joe simply asked Bruns if he could ask Torey for a few bucks. Upon hearing this Torey immediately blew up on Bruns for not giving her any money yet for a party that nobody knew was even going to happen the next night.
As the night progressed and we all had our flows going at a “Weezy-type” level, Torey and Bruns broke up, for the 100th time. If there is one thing that I cannot stand to see it is one of my boys getting treated like poop. So I did the only logical thing that I could think of at 3a.m. Friday morning, I let the air out of all of Torey’s tires.
I know what you all are thinking right about now, and yes I am insane. Upon realizing that her air was out of her tires she immediately began crying and called her parents, yes her parents got brought into this. When I saw her it took every ounce of strength that I have in my tiny little body not to laugh at her mascara stained face. I was than given the news that her parents wanted to talk to my parents. I simply told her that “this is not f****** high school, Torey, it is a simple prank. You are out of your mind if you think you are talking to my parents about this.”
After all of the air was back in the tires on Friday I decided to head down to Torey’s house for a party. Not really knowing how I would be received I entered and the place erupted in laughter, Torey was/still is pissed. As I began to make my way through the room the people in the room, Torey’s housemates included began to chant “For he’s a jolly good fellow” to me. While I am flattered that people would start this cheer for me, what the f*** is going through people’s minds? I know I am nuts, but “for he’s a jolly good fellow?” Seriously?
Thursday evening my fellow friends and I decided that we were going to have some people over. For this little shin-dig Joe Kenney had to cover about $50 extra for people that we had not seen yet. Well Joe simply asked Bruns if he could ask Torey for a few bucks. Upon hearing this Torey immediately blew up on Bruns for not giving her any money yet for a party that nobody knew was even going to happen the next night.
As the night progressed and we all had our flows going at a “Weezy-type” level, Torey and Bruns broke up, for the 100th time. If there is one thing that I cannot stand to see it is one of my boys getting treated like poop. So I did the only logical thing that I could think of at 3a.m. Friday morning, I let the air out of all of Torey’s tires.
I know what you all are thinking right about now, and yes I am insane. Upon realizing that her air was out of her tires she immediately began crying and called her parents, yes her parents got brought into this. When I saw her it took every ounce of strength that I have in my tiny little body not to laugh at her mascara stained face. I was than given the news that her parents wanted to talk to my parents. I simply told her that “this is not f****** high school, Torey, it is a simple prank. You are out of your mind if you think you are talking to my parents about this.”
After all of the air was back in the tires on Friday I decided to head down to Torey’s house for a party. Not really knowing how I would be received I entered and the place erupted in laughter, Torey was/still is pissed. As I began to make my way through the room the people in the room, Torey’s housemates included began to chant “For he’s a jolly good fellow” to me. While I am flattered that people would start this cheer for me, what the f*** is going through people’s minds? I know I am nuts, but “for he’s a jolly good fellow?” Seriously?
Hop Off Timmy's Bandwagon.
Timmy,
Tim Tebow is everywhere now a days and I can’t stand it. While his talents on the field should not be over looked, the constant suck-off of Timmy needs to stop. Here is some advice for you Timmy; you might want to look into slapping a restraining order on Thom Brennaman. Timmy ruined the football season the way that Brett Favre and Rachel Nichol’s “Favre Watch” ruined the summer.
Timmy boy is going back to Florida next year for two reasons. One, he knows he won’t succeed in the NFL as a QB. And two, he wants to stick around his lady friend and her twins for another year. Timmy can do everything from that retarded jump throw to performing medical miracles on toddlers, but he can’t become a pro-style QB. Let’s be honest, Timmy is most likely going to cost the Gators a shot at running it back as national champs. They return their entire defense, but that’s not going to matter when Timmy is trying to set up shop in the pocket instead of doing what he does best, run folks over.
I don’t think Timmy understands that he can’t act the way he does in the NFL. Running around like a buffoon after every five yard gain is going to piss a lot of players off, and Timmy is going to get put in his place. The SEC is arguably the best conference in regard to preparing guys for the NFL. However, his golden boy status and “rah rah” attitude is likely going to get him hurt. He is a pretty boy, and the men in the league will do everything in their power to knock him off of the pedestal that the media has put him on.
I’ll say this Timmy boy; enjoy this upcoming year to the fullest and all of the potential interviews with the baddest girl, Erin Andrews. Your time in the spotlight and your constant attempts to turn SportsCenter into “Timmy’s Spiritual Revival” are fading. There is a silver lining however; you can be compared to Brett Favre. Your careers are going to come to a much anticipated end over the next year.
Urban Meyer is one of the happiest men in America right now simply because he gets the golden boy back. Yet we all know his loyalty to the boy wonder will end in January. Everyone from Kirk Herbstreit to Patrick Swayze is on the Timmy bandwagon, but it’s time to abandon ship. Timmy is just a bigger version of Alex Smith, and we all know how Urbana’s first product turned out. The “Timmy Wagon” is crashing and burning rapidly. Jesus Lord Savior Jesus Christ is not dumb enough to stay on this crashing ship with the prodigal son. God Bless.
Doc Gallagher.
Doc. Gallagher
Tim Tebow is everywhere now a days and I can’t stand it. While his talents on the field should not be over looked, the constant suck-off of Timmy needs to stop. Here is some advice for you Timmy; you might want to look into slapping a restraining order on Thom Brennaman. Timmy ruined the football season the way that Brett Favre and Rachel Nichol’s “Favre Watch” ruined the summer.
Timmy boy is going back to Florida next year for two reasons. One, he knows he won’t succeed in the NFL as a QB. And two, he wants to stick around his lady friend and her twins for another year. Timmy can do everything from that retarded jump throw to performing medical miracles on toddlers, but he can’t become a pro-style QB. Let’s be honest, Timmy is most likely going to cost the Gators a shot at running it back as national champs. They return their entire defense, but that’s not going to matter when Timmy is trying to set up shop in the pocket instead of doing what he does best, run folks over.
I don’t think Timmy understands that he can’t act the way he does in the NFL. Running around like a buffoon after every five yard gain is going to piss a lot of players off, and Timmy is going to get put in his place. The SEC is arguably the best conference in regard to preparing guys for the NFL. However, his golden boy status and “rah rah” attitude is likely going to get him hurt. He is a pretty boy, and the men in the league will do everything in their power to knock him off of the pedestal that the media has put him on.
I’ll say this Timmy boy; enjoy this upcoming year to the fullest and all of the potential interviews with the baddest girl, Erin Andrews. Your time in the spotlight and your constant attempts to turn SportsCenter into “Timmy’s Spiritual Revival” are fading. There is a silver lining however; you can be compared to Brett Favre. Your careers are going to come to a much anticipated end over the next year.
Urban Meyer is one of the happiest men in America right now simply because he gets the golden boy back. Yet we all know his loyalty to the boy wonder will end in January. Everyone from Kirk Herbstreit to Patrick Swayze is on the Timmy bandwagon, but it’s time to abandon ship. Timmy is just a bigger version of Alex Smith, and we all know how Urbana’s first product turned out. The “Timmy Wagon” is crashing and burning rapidly. Jesus Lord Savior Jesus Christ is not dumb enough to stay on this crashing ship with the prodigal son. God Bless.
Doc Gallagher.
Doc. Gallagher
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