Notre Dame sucks

As many of you know, this is expected to be quite the weekend. So after getting bombed on our two days off, plus the fact that I think I might be getting sick, as well as having a quiz this morning, I decided to take a night off and stay in last night. That seemed like the smart and responsible thing to do. Unfortunately it did not work out quite the way I had planned.

The downfall of my night was brought on my none other than J Sauer's sister's boyfriend, who is down for the weekend from Notre Dame. While I was staying sober, the visitor and a few others decided to have a mixed drink or two and a couple beers (which apparently is a lot if you go to ND) Being the great hosts that we are, we told our friend from up north that he could have J Sauer's bed, who happened to be in Bloomington for the night. That was a mistake.

I am awoken to the sound of this guy ralfing up breakfast, lunch, and dinner, all over our guy table/desk, which happened to be covered with school papers, notebooks, and my new hat. He proceeded to hit up the bathroom where I had the privilege to hear him dry heave for a few minutes before he hit the sack in my suite mates room.

I feel like I should make some kind of joke about J Sauer's sister, since it was her boyfriend and all, but I'll refrain. I'm going to end this by giving everyone a bit of a warning. Do not let anyone from Notre Dame ever sleep in your room.