Today spawns one of the greatest sporting events our fine nation has to offer. THE FROZEN FOUR. These kids just love to play hOckey. And who is in it? Miami U bitches. First round action starts tonight on ESPN2 at 5pm with Miami taking on Bemidji State. This other school was the lowest seed in the tournament and they upset smart schools like Notre Dame and Cornell. They have one HUGE edge on Miami.... they are from MinnesOOOOOta (Canada). Miami on the other hand is also an underdog and they have upset Denver and Minnesota Duluth.
The other matchup is Vermont vs Boston. Boston is the overall number one seed and a clear favorite to win it all. They pwned ohio state because ohio state sucks at everything and is the worst place ever. If BU gets past Vermont then they will easily beat the winner of Miami vs Canada. GO Redhawks.
Oh, and The Masters started today and Ross Fisher is gay and Paddy will win me 100 bones thanks you very much.
OH, and ive won 150 dollars in ten days because the NBA is easy to bet on.
Go sammich.