2:15 pm -He just got back from the doctor for the 2nd day in a row.
2:16 pm- He weighed in at 219. He is about to give himself a fucking enema. This is a bottle of fluid. The bottle has a long plastic tip that he has to move side to side into his asshole and squirt until shit falls out of his ass.
2:22 PM he has entered the bathroom. I am going to go listen, but not watch as it may be uncomfortable for both of us. I would see his meat and tackle.
2:24pm - weird groans. sounds like he may be enjoying it, but still sounds like discomfort.
2:25pm- everything is quiet. i think its going in now. "I cant even tell you how awkward this is." well it must be in.
2:26 pm - 2 grunts. 3.
2:27 pm- My roommate Bob has closed his door out of disgust and is playing The Fray rather loudly to drone out any noise. Personally, I would have picked dysentery gary to lighten the mood. (that was funny).
2:28 pm- "ITS HORRIBLE. IM STILL GOING TO TELL MY GF THIS WASNT BAD SO WE CAN DO IT IN THE BUTT SOME DAY." Fantastic idea. However the tube is a pencil dick. So I would use something like a baseball bat on my own ass. Just a thought.
2:30pm- Hootie and the Blowfish is now playing. Very uncomfortable noises coming from the bathroom. I am thinking about leaving, but then this live blog would be ruined. I am committed.
2:31- The burrito bowl I had yesterday is starting to hit me. I need to shit. However I feel like I will wait an hour not to mock my constipated roommate.
2:32- I just heard some kerplunk, kind of like a stone going into water. Now I heard a waterfall. I think it might have worked. But then again it may have been him dropping the enema in the toilet. This is really uncomfortable now.
2:35 pm- Sounds like poop to me. I hope so too. The poor kid has been crying himself to sleep out of his anguish of not being able to pass logs. Toilet Paper, but its for his nose. Kind of interesting, I am not sure what to make of that move. On a side note, what if he looks in the toilet and sees his intestines just sitting there and then he dies and face plants into his own enema ass covered intestines.
2:38- flush #1.
2:40 The exit. Brad has pushed out about a dozen golf ball- racquetball sized balls of poo. He claims there is more, and I hope there is. The toilet is clogged so I get the chance to examine. They seem normal. Nevermind. They flushed but I think that they were so hard that they are now stuck in our pipes. We are looking at some Draino. "They felt like bowling balls coming out."
Don't be surprised if you see a second live enema blog coming up later today.