Under normal circumstances it’s totally appropriate to hate an athlete that gets as much praise as Tim Tebow. I wouldn’t hesitate to join in on some good Favre or Jeter bashing, but I really feel that Tebow deserves all the credit in the world.
Sure, if I told you that I was bringing a friend over to your house, you would hope that “God fearing penis barber” wasn’t an accurate description of him. And that’s natural, but when you really think about it, maybe our lives would be a little better with a few more God fearing penis barbers in it.
I have a lot of trouble getting girls to touch my penis. It’s difficult now, but it’d be nearly impossible if it required instructions. “What the fuck is that?” “Baby, don’t worry, just peel away that dirty skin blanket.” “Eww.” “Now put your mouth on it.” “No.”
Such was the plight of many Filipino men until they met Tim Tebow. Despite the infinite amount of douchebaggery Tebow has and will continue to display, it cannot outweigh the work he’s done for the Filipino penis.