Hop Off Timmy's Bandwagon.

Timmy,

Tim Tebow is everywhere now a days and I can’t stand it. While his talents on the field should not be over looked, the constant suck-off of Timmy needs to stop. Here is some advice for you Timmy; you might want to look into slapping a restraining order on Thom Brennaman. Timmy ruined the football season the way that Brett Favre and Rachel Nichol’s “Favre Watch” ruined the summer.

Timmy boy is going back to Florida next year for two reasons. One, he knows he won’t succeed in the NFL as a QB. And two, he wants to stick around his lady friend and her twins for another year. Timmy can do everything from that retarded jump throw to performing medical miracles on toddlers, but he can’t become a pro-style QB. Let’s be honest, Timmy is most likely going to cost the Gators a shot at running it back as national champs. They return their entire defense, but that’s not going to matter when Timmy is trying to set up shop in the pocket instead of doing what he does best, run folks over.

I don’t think Timmy understands that he can’t act the way he does in the NFL. Running around like a buffoon after every five yard gain is going to piss a lot of players off, and Timmy is going to get put in his place. The SEC is arguably the best conference in regard to preparing guys for the NFL. However, his golden boy status and “rah rah” attitude is likely going to get him hurt. He is a pretty boy, and the men in the league will do everything in their power to knock him off of the pedestal that the media has put him on.

I’ll say this Timmy boy; enjoy this upcoming year to the fullest and all of the potential interviews with the baddest girl, Erin Andrews. Your time in the spotlight and your constant attempts to turn SportsCenter into “Timmy’s Spiritual Revival” are fading. There is a silver lining however; you can be compared to Brett Favre. Your careers are going to come to a much anticipated end over the next year.

Urban Meyer is one of the happiest men in America right now simply because he gets the golden boy back. Yet we all know his loyalty to the boy wonder will end in January. Everyone from Kirk Herbstreit to Patrick Swayze is on the Timmy bandwagon, but it’s time to abandon ship. Timmy is just a bigger version of Alex Smith, and we all know how Urbana’s first product turned out. The “Timmy Wagon” is crashing and burning rapidly. Jesus Lord Savior Jesus Christ is not dumb enough to stay on this crashing ship with the prodigal son. God Bless.


Doc Gallagher.

Doc. Gallagher