Part XIV

Is Usain Bolt the fastest man ever? If he's not then it's going to take someone more ridiculous because Bolt is the fastest man the World has ever seen. He drops a nasty 9.58 in the 100m and then goes 19.19 in the 200m. Not to mention the field in the 200m produced 5 times under 20 seconds. Woah. The craziest thing about Bolt is he's fooling around before, during, and after the race. Dude makes it look so easy it's not even funny. The next step for Bolt would be to drop that 200m time under 19...

Vickcenter, Favrecenter, Stallworthcenter, and now Burresscenter. Turns out that packing heat in your sweats while at a club, shooting yourself, and dropping a false name at the hospital can get you two years in the slammer. His career is done, I am willing to bet we will never see him on the field ever again. Nice job Plexiglass.

Word on the street is Shaq stole his TV show idea from Nash. I don't know what's true and what's not. However, I am willing to bet that this was Nash's original idea for as involved as Nash is in production. Nash is the man. Shaq is the man. I'm sure they're still boys.

Calipari has once again ruined another school's basketball program. In 1996 Calipari's UMASS Minuteman's run to the Final Four was stripped. Now the choke job in the 2008 NCAA Title game has been stripped. But it's not like anyone is going to forget that performance. However, this shouldn't all come down on Cal but their are others who are also responsible. I.E. administrators who accepted Robert Dozier after a ridiculous spike in his SAT score. Florida State rejected the guy before M-Town accepted him. Having spent over 5 years in college athletics, one thing I do know is it's not very hard to pass the NCAA Clearinghouse so it really makes me wonder how dumb some of these guys really are.

Some girl errrrr dude errrrrr girl...well no one really knows is being accused of not being a woman after laying pipe to the competition in the 800m at the world championships. She is going to be gender tested after a significant spike in her personal best and for blowing the competition away. This can go one of two ways. One, the girl has a terrible day after being accused of being a dude. Two, she actually is a dude and labeled as a cheater and a sex-changer. Not two options anyone should ever want to be a part of.

Cliff Lee is doing the same thing CC did last year after being traded from the Indians and that's smoking the competition.

I'm out like a thief in the night. This is real music.



-'Killa

This is how it goes down in Charlottesville all day everyday...